Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

Thursday, September 3, 2009

You know what really grinds my gears? Part 3 (A) Expressions

When people call someone a mover and shaker - unless if they are referring to Muhammad Ali, this expression makes no sense.










I will continue with more annoying expressions at a later date, any suggestions will be welcomed.

Friday, August 14, 2009

You know what really grinds my gears? Part 2 - The Elderly (GERROWAMEWAY!!!)

Reasons why old people annoy me:
1. Their slow movement, everywhere - getting on the bus if I'm standing behind one takes 10 minutes to get to my seat, or in a shop, at the counter purchasing whatever it is that old people buy (usually related to angina in some way) they decide to either start chatting with the shop staff or giving out, produce a Dunnes bag full of 1cent coins and then decide that they'll get a telly bingo ticket and a copy of Ireland's Own while they're at it.




2. Repetition: They feckin repeat everything - for example bus numbers.....'Mary, which bus is that'.....'The 122'....'eh'......'the 122'.....'oh, the 122, I think that'll bring me to St. Peters Church....the 122....so it will....122'.

3.Entitlement: If I see another bus full of perfectly healthy old people occupying every seat while a heavily pregnant woman has to stand I'll throw one of them off the bus myself (while pocketing her bus pass for future use).

4.Lotto wins: I mean....what are they going to do with that money.....they'll be dead soon...give it to me instead.

5. They stink of soup.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

7 things most people don't know about me.....

1. I'm a geek - I love the sci fi channel, reading science fiction, watching programmes about sharks. But I have never been to a convention.

2. I like Big Brother..........sorry.

3. A few days before my wedding, I got a vomiting (and diarrohea) bug......I woke up that evening to a fart coming out as well....a poop!

4. Radge is my brother. I've tried to deny it for quite a while now but I have to admit it.....and yes, he is a bollox.

5. Technically, I am a paid prostitute............................................I was prostitute number 18 in the Tudors upcoming season 4.

6.I'm a northside Dub from Limerick - but don't worry, I won't stab you.

7. I had my first art exhibition at the tender age of 8.....unfortunately its all gone downhill since then.

(again, sorry about Big Brother).

Friday, June 26, 2009

You know what really grinds my gears? - Part 1.

People who take forkfulls of food repeatedly before swallowing - they then end up with 10 forkfuls of food in their mouth.......this is particularly irritating with soup, and fizzy drinks on the bus.